underdog cigarettes
i am an american spirit cigarette lover...i started with them, and i am ending with them...last night i ran out and my sister convinced me to consider the cig machine...we went to view the choices and somehow she convinced me to buy the underdog cigarette...as if we needed to support some soon-to-be bankrupt company...i am here to tell you, don't do it...they ended up being crap...well, they are all crap, but these were the crap of the crap...
a friend at the table with us began a conversation about things NEVER to go underdog on...for her, it was mayonaise, toilet paper, newspapers...and of course, the smokes...but this is also a woman that with intention buys old VCR's and electronic devices for her children to have fun taking apart...she has four, two of them twins and they are not allowed to smash them up- they must use a phillips or whatever the other one is called screwdrivers...and yes, they know the terminology...i get ideas from this family...hotdog relish is one of the things to go underdog on...
i also sat across the table from a man last night who was holding four rose bowl tickets...he was trying to decide whether or not to sell them...i thought that was the craziest idea i have ever heard (or at least for that day)...he even has a friend, also at the table, who owns a plane and is willing to take them there...this is not a situation to go underdog on...you must embrace this opportunity...
some people say UT is the underdog...if this is true, then i am going to have to go underdog on this situation...why not? i live in austin...if for no other reason the kicker for UT is from my hometown...go underdogs...
another thing not to go underdog on is coffee...i am extremely prejudiced in this area, being a barista for the BUCK... seriously, don't go there...
it also seems that the word CHRISTMAS is going underdog this year...amazing...and it is not just because i am a christian, it just cracks me up because truly, jesus was not meaning to offend anyone...and if anyone is a champion for underdogs, it is definitely jesus....look who was picked to follow him...underdogs...
merry christmas to all the underdogs...
2 Comments:
Underdog was also, of course, a funny cartoon character, as I recall. I always rooted for him, rather than the bad guys. Then again, I think he had some kind of superpowers, so his moniker was a bit of a misnomer.
UT/USC=USC1, You should never go underdog on romance either. If you are going to go apeshit on anything in life it is in the romance department. Fellas go all fucking out on that shite! Ladies, embrace the cavalier attitude...never let them make you feel obligated to return anything.
I wish my parents got me stuff to tear apart!
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