i'd rather...

if: given a task of let's say...taking a class on business administration and budget
i'd rather: poke my eyes out with a fork

if: given a task of let's say...reading a book and then reporting about what i read
i'd rather: run 26.2 miles...and you know i think that is for idiots...

if: given the choice of let's say...blowing off writing final papers which amount to 45 pages
i'd rather: go to the crown and consume the brown stuff...

in true dees style:

niebuhr biography report: 6/6 pages completed (needs final thoughts)
niebuhr volume II paper: 0/20 pages completed
feminist theology paper: 0/20 pages completed
philemon project: um...it's actually close to completion :)

i think it is somewhat disturbing that i am not upset about the above listed stats...