signing over the nation...

i rarely get the heeby-jeebies from people...but this morning i awoke to a national story in the nytimes and then the constant media coverage of the change of presidency from bush to chaney...

oh my god...

if i have ever prayed for bush, which i admit is not very often except that the time pass quickly until he is gone, i am praying today that the man who shoots his friends will not explicitly be the "president"...which he is, techinically...

millions of people daily get a scope up their butt...and, to be honest, i did not know that they had to sign over their businesses to take the scope...or have someone to adopt their children ready in case it goes bad...so why all the media hoopla? why the words "president/vice-president"? i mean "vice-president" is enough to give me the runs...

let's pray this all together today:

Oh Lord,
hear us in our time of need
deliver the president into a state of good health
save us from a threatening time of trial
and deliver us from evil
amen

seriously, look at every head line...the media is practically making sure that anyone with a pair of eyes and an easy saturday morning ends up with nausea and vomiting...