your church is so...

i read these on the aussie's website and SOME of them made me laugh...


-Your church is so ugly the bride of Christ has to wear a veil*

-Your reformed theology is so fat you think the Diet of Worms is a weight loss program*

-Your church is so ugly, even the Pope says you should use contraception*

-Your church is so fat, they think Adam was expelled from Eden for being a fruit eating hippy

-Your church is so fat that if they marched around Jericho the walls would fall without God's help*

-Your understanding of Old Testament prophecy is so fat it needs 3 comings of Christ to fulfill it


*=funny, or at least they were today-it puts a new twist on 'yo mamma'