banished and looking...

for my dearest lord across the sea:

i searched for over 900 miles today...i met many eligible girlies and staged an inquisition of their "situation"...either they could cook and play pool...or they could ride a bike and cook...or they could play pool only...and she's a drinker, which according to your weekend rules, eliminates the later...

so, i came to the conclusion that any way i slice it, your still over there- and "she" is over here...across a big sea...i have failed miserably-but my deepest inclination concerning this matter rests in your ability to check your mail...i feel certain many "human females" have replied...except the address listed could have reached at least one out of every two males in london, if not all...ergo, i have come to the conclusion that fate will arrange the outcome...and i still have one whole week to venture further...

your dutiful-not to be confused with beautiful- servant... clay county girl