the man known as 'ed'

i had the pleasure of travelling with my dear friend georgia to celebrate her mother's _?_th birthday today and i met a man named ed...at least that is what georgia called him...

he told me of how his neighbor had bird houses and he was attracting some beautiful birds...he also told me that he likes to feed birds as well...i politely asked what kind of birds and he replied that he likes to feed the vultures...if i would have had food in my mouth, i am sure that i would have spit it out on him...he was totally serious...i had that moment where my face portrayed some type of amusement but i was yet hesitant because i did not want to hurt his feeling if he actually indeed liked to feed vultures...bizarre, but i was being sensitive...

then i learned that his other feeding involved red ants...he purposely crunches up salty chips and spreads it out over the lawn to take care of the red ants...i have never met anyone such as this...also, his other hobby is buying knives off of ebay...do you think this guy is retired?

truth be told, i beheld a foreshadowing of what elvis might be like when he is 'retired'...i can see him feeding vultures for sure...with a burger king hat on...