all in favor, say I
1- to make a stick of gum that would contain the flavor of each selected modern/post modern theologians so that instead of reading for 50 hours, it could be reduced to the simple act of chewing your respective reading...
2- to make a sweat band that would activate your brain, upon wearing, to decisively translate all languages of antiquity...
3- to make a mirror that would show me the possibilities of who could be the lucky man to go with me to see deathcab on march 29
4- to convince the writers of grey's that we did NOT want to see that scene with her and george in bed together...seriously, it hurt my eyes...
5- to make a pill that would stop procrastination...
posted by Monica @ 6:04 PM
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But Monica, without struggle, would any gains be worthwhile...
With the exception of the translation sweatband. Struggling with ancient languages is usually not worthwhile, and the dividends are usually not proportionate to the large amounts of work that go into. Thus, your invention is genius. I'll take three.
I want running shoes that exercise for you, a computer that enhances your papers to Rigby quality, and beer that makes you smarter, lighter, and more attractive!!! I am serious about that Beer!!!!!!!!
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i think a pair of pants that says 34, but really are 38, and fit over the belly, and make your belly disapperar, and a brain that can spell. and maybe a beard that doesn't abuse me.
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